"Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance." - Plato

Thinking bout the bae… #love

"CHARLES DARWIN IN THE COUPE!" —- New song & video coming soon #music #comedy #dank #newyork #homelesspimp

We out here like Snooki farts #NothingLess #Dank #newyork #chill

Up and at it early

Me and Uncle Phil out in the ocean surfing waves and boxing sharks. #WeOutChyea #Beach #newyork #dank #summer

Alcoholic Logarithism #YungRainMan

Merlot Moons

The mimes and dolphins have finally united!! ALL IS LOST! THEIR DESTRUCTIVE WAYS SHALL ENSURE THAT THESE ARE THE FINAL DAYS OF HUMANITY! #DolphinMimeApocalypse

The water is so clear today that you can tell which of the lobsters have herpes.

Im out here like Richard Nixon! Drinking Hennessy and riding dolphins and shit! #summer #RichardNixonLayingBeachSide #dank #newyork #beers

Sippin red wine beach side like MC HAMMER. #newyork #dank #Merlot #McHammerWithSubstanceAbuse #summer

Posted up in the art gallery like Steve Nash smokin hash in the bathroom of an Arby’s #art #hamptons #drunk #newyork

My lifestyle on Matt Lauer (leaned out) #summer #newyork #dank #turnt #MattLauerFaded

I’m a legend in the streets like HAGRID! #trill #trippy #dank #ThugLife #instagood #NewYork